Script

Two students sitting at a computer, studying together.

Student 1: So, we got assigned honey for our presentation project?

Student 2: Yep. That’s what it says in the email anyway.

Student 1: Well…let’s see what my notes say.

Student 2: Honey is made from bees!

Student 1: Duh. We’re supposed to do it on the nutritional benefits.

Student 2: How can anything that sweet be nutritious?

Student 1: Didn’t you listen to the lecture?

Student 2: Either I missed that class or I was sleeping.

Student 1: And naturally you had to be the one assigned to be my partner

Student 2: Wait a sec while I google honey

Student 1: You know, there’s a section in the textbook about honey

Student 2: Didn’t buy the book

Student 1: How do you expect to pass the class?

Student 2: Not your problem. Why is my internet so slow?

Student 1: According to my notes, the minerals found in honey include calcium, copper, iron, magnesium, manganese, phosphorus, potassium, sodium and zinc.

Student 2: Great! Honey is a regular pharmacy

Student 1: Cut the sarcasm

Student 2: Well, this is a dumb assignment. 3,860 results for google. Sheesh

Student 1: Are you going to help or not? If you read my textbook instead of sifting through a lot of phony google results while I look at my notes, we might get somewhere.

Student 2: Fine. But what amazing fact would I find in that textbook. Look at it? It looks like a million paper cuts waiting to happen

Student 1: Shhh, I’m trying to think.

Student 2: Hey, honey has protein!